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Dreams
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I use my flying powers to desecrate a church
Posted on April 13, 2013 | No CommentsLast night I not only dreamed that I could fly but that I was a naughty little boy. I flew into an old Christian church and proceeded to overturn candelabras, throw down crucifixes, hurl hymn books, and cause as much damage … -
I swear up a storm
Posted on March 30, 2012 | No CommentsI and my family were kidnapped by the Italian mafia. I decided to talk their talk, so I started swearing up a storm, telling them all how pathetic they were. For one who’s only said a couple of swear words … -
Aliens cause apocalyatpic tsunami – I sue Teresa for not loving me
Posted on March 11, 2012 | No CommentsLast night I dreamed that an alien fleet was hovering over the earth. Looking up at the evening sky, I could see them, a strange grid, high above. They fired a terrible blow at the earth, which caused the tsunami … -
I enlist with General Washington
Posted on September 18, 2011 | No CommentsI dreamed that I was Gilbert Gottfried, and I was something like a jester at a fancy dinner party. Life was good. Then this menacing guy came up to me and, with a sly smile, intimated that I had better … -
Falling gondolas
Posted on June 29, 2011 | No CommentsLast night I dreamed that my parents’ family and I were in a flying gondola, elevated by balloons. Our tour guide led us beneath a bridge. We flew unnaturally close to the ceiling. I said, “Wait a minute … doesn’t … -
I Reform the Middle Ages
Posted on April 26, 2011 | No CommentsLast night I dreamed that I was in the middle ages, running around with people, wielding swords, charging into battle, and there was much slaughter. I was grateful to be alive at the end of it all. I decided to … -
Civil War in my Bedroom
Posted on April 5, 2011 | No CommentsLast night I dreamed that I was in a historical family feud in the time of the civil war, only it took place in my former parents house in Provo, which was thoroughly modern. I was on one side of … -
Trapped in Communist China – Escape from Youth Detention Center
Posted on April 4, 2011 | No CommentsI’ve had some interesting dreams recently. In one, I was living in Communist China in the mid twentieth century, and I was always in trouble with the authorities. A coworker from Maeser Prep and his wife woke me up in … -
Dracula takes over earth
Posted on January 14, 2011 | No CommentsI recorded the first student rock band for my “School of Rock” class. It went pretty smoothly. I auditioned for the church’s New Testament Project. It went all right. I forgot my lines when the director asked me to try … -
Nefi Stole My Wife
Posted on December 14, 2010 | 1 CommentLast night I dreamed that Teresa had entered into a polygamous relationship with Nefi. I was tortured with breakup feelings that I hadn’t felt since my early dating years. Nefi, Teresa and Rose were all enjoying dinner, chatting and laughing …