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Being a vegan is great!

We’re doing crazy things like drinking almond milk and eating peanut butter rolled in seeds and coconut. We also invented a great alternative for meat: grass. They may sound gross, but grass burgers can actually be very delicious when you’ve given up on life and have supplanted your sanity for an abstract sense of health. Dirt also has many health properties, including protein, provided there’s worms in it. Being a vegan is great!

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