I was running from Nazis again in my dream last night. This morning I made my first successful hard-boiled eggs in the microwave (without resulting in explosions). The trick, interesting enough, is to wrap them in aluminium foil and place the foil balls in water. Dominos pizza is good, but Papa John’s is still better. My daughters are uber cute. Apparently I say this a lot, because today Ariah came up to me, gave me a hug, and said, “Daddy, your glasses are so cute!”