The Bent Sword, Prisoner of the Molepeople, Gideon Versus the Gods of Cool, and Valhalla | A Nordic Rock Opera (all signed).
This Christmas, if you love your loved ones, don’t settle for those less than perfect gifts. Give the perfect gift: me. 3 epic and hilarious novels plus a most excellent album, each signed. In blood. (Not really.) Retail price: $55. Yours for only $35, plus free shipping. Don’t procrastinate! Because I procrastinated posting this, and we can’t take any more procrastination.