Ah, Valentines, the time in which we aspire to up our dopamine levels and live up to our romantic ideals. Those who lack means to accomplish this can still experience the rush of sugar. Unto the world, I proclaim that my wife is hot, I love her, and sugar cookies with pink frosting are good. This is probably the worst post filed under my “Romantic” category. On the bright side, I have contacts again, and I look suave.