Tonight I went to Winco to pick up some honey. Winco is especially great for honey because it has wooden boxes with live bees inside, and you’re able to extract their honey through a spigot. When I began to fill up a container, the honey was coming out extra slow. An employee came along and helped me tip the box, causing the honey to come faster. She said, “I’d better go get the ladder and fill up the honey.” This wasn’t making sense. But not wanting to believe in the threat to my bubble, I said, “But how do you keep the bees from coming out.” She informed me that there are no bees and that she was heartbroken too when she found out. Winco has been lying to us.